“Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man” was all I could think of crossing the border into Canada. We heard horror stories of strip searches (which made us a bit nervous) and confiscation of opened bags of dog food which made Fritz “pawsitively panicky".
When we pulled up to the gate we were asked 3 questions. “Do you have any firearms? Do you have any alcohol? Do you plan on selling anything while here in Canada?” Now, visions of Arlo and Alice's Restaurant ran through my mind. “I cannot tell a lie, Officer, I put those envelopes under that pile of garbage”. I thought of the 70+ pair of cowboy boots and the 50+ western shirts and I said “No, officer” and left it at that!
WATERTON / GLACIER INTERNATIONAL PEACE PARK.

Words on the stone say "Waterton / Glacier International Peace Park permanently commemorating the relationship of peace and good will long existing between the peoples and governments of the United States and Canada. Dedicated July 4th, 1936".
WATERTON TOWNSITE

When was the last time you were able to camp in a national park and walk into town and see a new hollywood release (Sex and the City 2) in a restored historic theater complete with crushed red rose velvet seats and solid oak carved arm rests and floral wrought iron side posts followed by a hand dipped double scoop of home made ice cream and then walk home with your flashlight hoping not to fall into one of the several thousand gopher squirrel holes that were as plentiful as the newly budding wildflowers for which the area is famous??? (breathe, Rochelle)

Out of Waterton, back on the road up to Jasper National Park, we chanced upon a prelude to the annual “Cowboy Poetry Gathering”. Who would have guessed that Cowboys were known for their poetry?
Out of Calgary, we decided to take the “Cowboy Trail” up to Jasper and leave the Interstate behind. Highway 22 has been billed as the Cowboy Trail since it passes through a lot of ranch country. The highway is considered by many to be among Alberta's most scenic, as it follows the picturesque eastern slopes of the Rocky Mountains.

You can see cowboys ropin’ cattle, experience small town rodeos, country fairs and rich ranchland where quarter horses still reign. The proximity to the Rockies means you’ll also witness a great diversity in wildlife and scenery. From deer and elk to numerous small town rodeos — the Cowboy Trail is full of geographic and historic gems.
POST SCRIPT:

Dear Abbey,
I have created a monster. When we first started out on our journey West my husband would frequently shout out “Look honey, what a great place to hike”. Now, since he has discovered the profitability of buying and selling vintage western wear, I often see a glazed look in his eyes as we head down the road and I hear him exclaim “Honey, I wonder if this town has a thrift store?” How can I deal with my husband's new found cowboy boot fetish??
Signed, Fit to be tied in Canada